1. There once was a king
Who wanted to sing
His wife a little ditty
All cheerful and pretty
A problem occurred
When he was heard
His voice simply awful
Singing became unlawful
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2. There once was a queen
Quite fond of French cuisine
Her royal table was set
With frog legs and baguettes
Panic ensued
As she viewed her food
The frogs weren’t dead
Her chef lost his head
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3. There once was a prince
Who would cower and wince
At the sight of a dragon
From his royal wagon
His cowardice did not pay
When one tragic day
A dragon, on a whim,
Landed right on top of him
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