A third nephew! Born 1st June 2013 — 02.43 a.m.
Of the many, many skills we need in life
One of which is how to use a paring knife
Luckily, your uncle knows a thing or two about that
And if you play it cool, he might even pick up a baseball bat
Getting stuck in video games won’t be a problem either
Let good ol’ uncle take care of it, and you can have a breather
Diapers are a no-no and football’s not his thing
Want to visit the zoo or a museum? Then be sure to give him a ring!
In short, he’ll be your pal on life’s eventful stream
I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun. Welcome to the team!