I could handle the bruises, endure the pain
I even survived the double pinky sprain
I rolled with the punches, went with the flow
Nearly fell to my death and smashed my big toe
On a good day, I’d even take on the garden troll*
My house tried me swallow me whole!
NOTE: Quicksand? Seriously?
*Something big’s been leaving behind piles of crap in my garden. A garden troll seems like the only logical explanation.