A vast and dreary band of souls
Achieving their substandard goals
Disinterest for the faint of mind
Slipping through their cognitive Venetian blind
Then suddenly, a tiger! ROAR!
A piercing blow to this everlasting bore!
Enamelled skin, fur made-to-measure
Your kingdom awaits, my feline treasure
Note: I could explain, but I’d lose my job. :p